Figure a Way to Teleport Card

Being in a long distance anything can totally and completely fucking blow so let someone know how much you miss them with this card. Perfect for baes or BFFs. *THE DEETS * * Card reads, “Let's figure out a way to teleport because being so far away from you fucking blows” * Blank inside * 5.5" x 4.25" (A2) * Printed on 110# heavy card stock with Craft Boner logo on back